“Why did it take you so long to wash your bowl?” Joshu asked.
“This is not the same bowl,” replied the student.
At that moment, Joshu attained enlightenment.
One day, Joshu received one of Hofuku’s disciples and asked him, “How does your master instruct you?”
You know, maybe it was the pethadine hydrochloride, but I had to laugh.
My lungs itch like crazy
The host takes two twenties and a ten from his wallet, folds it neatly, and puts it in Mommy’s hand, closing her fingers around it.
Some more Snipe Master fan art. This one is excellent, because it illustrates one of the most often-neglected aspects of sniping: sniping while on the move.
“I’ve already reached enlightenment,” said Joshu. “Four or five years ago.”
By now, your companion will have disappeared. You will not see him again until the living meet the dead at last and for all of time.
The reason I haven’t been updating frequently is that I’ve been busy developing a new educational software package for children. I love children.
“So, Adam, if you could have dinner with any five people, living or dead, who would they be?”
Claudio suggested I get some barbed wire around my bicep, but I explain to him about how barbed wire made it easy to fence off large sections of grassland, and made the cowboy way of life obsolete.
Puppets don’t understand life and death.
People use similes like that all the time, but what happens when one of them actually comes true?
With his calligraphy brush on a sheet of paper the master Kosen drew the words “The First Principle”, which are carved over the gate of the Oaku Temple in Kyoto.
Sometimes, when I’m lucid, I ask myself, “what specific steps can I take to attract weirdos and perverts to my blog?”
Look for the yellow container with the picture of the angry drunk shaking his fist in impotent rage.
The futurist and the historian serve opposite but in many ways complementary roles, the work of one aiding in the work of the other.
When Pizza Hut called me up to ask my advice about how to revolutionize the pizza industry, I told them it was too late, they’d taken the medium as far as it could go.
The master said, “when you have counted every grain of sand in this garden, at that moment you will attain enlightenment.”
The pirate who had diagnosed the captain set his hammer down on a plank of wood. He wiped the sweat off his brow and drank from a flask of rum he had hidden away.
“Perhaps it is best that I am not a senator of this state, since my only goal would be to pass a law that certain people I do not like would be forced to gather in a public square and dance for my amusement until their hearts explode,” explained The Colonel, staring dreamily across the river.
And he was saying, “This is like an Elven sword, this is like an Elven sword.” Finally I just said, “Boromir… calm down, dude.”
If there’s one thing I love, it’s shredding some fine powder with my extreme gang (shout outs!) and basically just chillin and having a good time being 18-25 years old.
When they dug us out later, we all told the same story about how the janitor had killed him, for we were all in it together now.
“Into thine arms, Mother of God, I commend this sinner who has sinned!”