I am really looking forward to seeing this new movie Extreme Ops. I’ve been seeing the commercials for it for weeks but it seems like forever! I’m totally drooling over how sweet this movie is going to be.

What is it about? It’s about six really good friends who go out for a little ski trip…

...Oh yeah, did I mention they are Totally Extreme!?

And did I also mention that they have to fight terrorists!?

Now you can see why I am so stoked about this flick. If there’s one thing I love, it’s shredding some fine powder with my extreme gang (shout outs!) and basically just chillin and having a good time being 18-25 years old.

And if there’s one thing I hate, it’s terrorists!

What I want to see in this movie is a scene where there’s a terrorist (make him look like Osama bin Laden… please!!!) is in his terrorist cabin looking at a picture of the statue of liberty, and he’s getting all angry and saying, “you represent everything I hate… justice, happiness, and most of all freedom! Soon we will see who has the better country!” and just when he says that one of the extreme ops crashes through the window on a snowboard and does an awesome trick where he hits the terrorist across the face with the bottom of his board, and the bottom of his board has the American flag painted on it. So it’s like.. “I guess America is the best, dude!” LOL! Wouldn’t that be awesome?

And I definitely also hope they have some cool jumps in this movie. Like the head terrorist guy could have a remote control bomb and he’s ready to set it off and blow up America, but one of the extreme ops does a jump off a cliff and pulls her parachute, then she lands on the terrorist and knocks the remote control out of his hand, and she’s like “not in my homeland!”

And at the end the president should congratulate the extreme ops and say “you young people are what makes America great. From now on skateboarding is not a crime and extreme sports are the national sports. And oh yeah, one more thing… You’re all officially secret agents in the new Extreme Bureau of Investigation!”

Then they could have a sequel! How about “Extreme Ops 2: Project S.H.R.E.D.”

Hey, check out the Extreme Ops web site, where you can take the “R U X-treme” quiz and find out if you are as off the hook as the extreme ops! It’s all good!