First episode of Me and The Woman May The Devil Take Her will go something like this:

“Why we do not go into town to dance or to eat at a fine restaurant?”
“Ay! I am just returned home and already she begins!”
“When you courted me you said sweet things to make me disarmed, but where are these words now that I am an old woman?”
“Is this the wife I deserve, who would speak thus of the husband who has broken his back for her?”
“I shit in the milk of your broken back!”

[laugh track]

“I shit in the milk of your all day lying abed so that our home is fallen into disgust, and is not so fitting a place that men might dwell there, but dogs and low beasts!”
“There is another lover!”

[laugh track]

“If it is true, with this knife that carveth our meal shall I end myself, for shame’s sake!”
“You would if you were half a man, but even of that you lack yet half”
“Into thine arms, Mother of God, I commend this sinner who has sinned!”

[The Old Man kills himself]
[Laugh track]

“I am wretched, for I have loved none but him who lies murdered!”