First rule of fight club: don’t talk about fight club.

Second rule of fight club: don’t talk about fight club.

Third rule of fight club: New members must sign their name on the sign-up sheet by the coat rack.

Fourth rule of fight club: Every week, the name of one member will be drawn randomly from a hat, and that person must bring cookies and juice the next week.

Fifth rule of fight club: The person who brought cookies and juice gets to take their name out of the hat, so that there will be no repeats.

Sixth rule of fight club: No cookies with peanut butter.

Eighth rule of fight club: The former seventh rule of fight club, stating that the president of fight club is exempt from taking his turn to bring cookies and juice, is hereby stricken from the rules.