Scenes from the new Terminator movie:

Scene 1.
We see a DOCTOR’S OFFICE, with chairs around the periphery of the room, and MAGAZINES on a small table in the center. Suddenly THE TERMINATOR bursts through the wall, sending chunks of DRYWALL flying. He is enveloped in a CLOUD OF DUST, and when he steps into the room, we can see him clearly for the first time. He is toting a SHOTGUN over his shoulder, and a manilla envelope with his MEDICAL RECORDS is tucked under his left arm.

Terminator: I’m here for my test results, human.
Receptionist: Here is the doctor.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but you have colon polyps.

Scene 2.
THE TERMINATOR is shuffling through a MALL. POP MUSIC is playing on the ambient speakers, and he looks CONFUSED. Suddenly he turns around and grabs a DEGENERATE YOUNGSTER by the lapels of his FUBU jacket.

Terminator: Where is the Bon Marche, human.
Youngster: Yo, get yo’ fuckin’ hands off me, bitch!
Terminator: Why do you use so many swears. You should respect your elders.
Youngster: Fucking fag bitch, step off!

The YOUNGSTER wriggles free, and walks off. THE TERMINATOR shuffles around in a small circle, looking at the names of all the stores. Finally, he stands around and WAITS until a SECURITY GUARD stops to help him. He BERATES the SECURITY GUARD for being so LAZY and DISRESPECTFUL of his elders.

Scene 3.
THE TERMINATOR is sitting in his KITCHEN, at a TABLE. A glass of lukewarm TAP WATER is on the table next to him, having been TOTALLY FORGOTTEN. He is holding a FOUNTAIN PEN and a piece of paper. We hear a VOICE-OVER as he writes a LETTER TO THE EDITOR of his local NEWSPAPER.

Terminator [voice over]:
“Dear Editor,
I am a concerned homeowner and tax-payer, and am writing to inform you of a problem that the so-called city council seems to insist on ignoring. For the past several years I have attended every town hall meeting and have expressed my feelings on the subject of cars; specifically that they are too loud and that people nowadays drive too fast…”